| Why did the chicken cross the road?
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| | Why did the chicken cross the road?| |
| Name | | |
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| KINDERGARTEN BOY | To get to the other side. | |
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| PLATO | For the greater good. | |
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| ARISTOTLE | It is the nature of chickens to | |
| | cross roads. | |
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| KARL MARX | It was a historical inevitability.| |
| | | |
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| TIMOTHY LEARY | Because that's the only trip the | |
| | establishment would let it take. | |
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| CAPTAIN JAMES T. | To boldly go where no chicken has | |
| KIRK | gone before. | |
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| HIPPOCRATES | Because of an excess of phlegm in | |
| | its pancreas. | |
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| MARTIN LUTHER KING, | I envision a world where all | |
| JR. | chickens will be free to cross | |
| | roads without having their motives | |
| | called into question. | |
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| MOSES | And God came down from the | |
| | Heavens, and He said unto the | |
| | chicken, "Thou shalt cross the | |
| | road." And the chicken crossed the | |
| | road, and there was much rejoicing.| |
| | | |
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| RICHARD M. NIXON | The chicken did not cross the | |
| | road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT| |
| | cross the road. | |
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| MACHIAVELLI | The point is that the chicken | |
| | crossed the road. Who cares why? | |
| | The end of crossing the road | |
| | justifies whatever motive there | |
| | was. | |
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| BILL GATES | The newly released Chicken 2003, | |
| | will not only cross roads, but will| |
| | lay eggs, file your important | |
| | documents, and balance your | |
| | checkbook. | |
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| DARWIN | Chickens, over great periods of | |
| | time, have been naturally selected | |
| | in such a way that they are now | |
| | genetically disposed to cross | |
| | roads. | |
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| EINSTEIN | Whether the chicken crossed the | |
| | road or the road moved beneath the | |
| | chicken depends upon your frame of | |
| | reference and relativity. | |
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| GEORGE BUSH | We are committed to establishing a| |
| | democracy where chickens freely | |
| | cross roads without oppression from| |
| | terrorist organizations. | |
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| Azharuddin | I am totally innocent, you know, | |
| | I'm unnecessarily being dragged | |
| | into this, you know, because I'm | |
| | from the minority..... I neither | |
| | know the chicken nor the road, you | |
| | know.... | |
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| George Fernandes | I am deeply hurt that this question| |
| | is being asked after my 40 clean | |
| | years of public life. I don't own a| |
| | house, or a car, leave alone a | |
| | chicken !!! | |
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| Mulayam | I demand a 50% reservation of the | |
| | road for the chicken class, so that| |
| | they can cross the road freely | |
| | without their motives being | |
| | questioned | |
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| ARJUN SINGH | Our policy will ensure the | |
| | development of socially | |
| | underprivileged chickens so that | |
| | they can also cross roads. | |
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| Abdul Kalam | Yes, why did the chickens cross the| |
| | road? .. please tell me why? .. | |
| | they crossed to go to the other | |
| | side of the road... now repeat | |
| | after me .... | |
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| Advani | I see Pakistani hand in this ... | |
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| Vatal Nagaraj | No Tamil or outside chickens will | |
| | be allowed to cross our roads, our | |
| | roads are meant only for Kanadiga | |
| | chickens!. | |
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| Bal Thackarey | Chickens crossing the roads is | |
| | against our culture, my followers | |
| | will stone all such chickens which | |
| | cross the road. | |
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| Jayalalithaa | From reliable sources I've got the | |
| | information that the chicken | |
| | belongs to Karunanidhi. He is | |
| | making his chicken cross the road | |
| | to create law & order problems. The| |
| | chicken has now been imprisoned | |
| | under POTA. | |
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| Amitabh Bachhan | The chicken has crossed the road?..| |
| | are you sure.. very sure ... really| |
| | sure... | |
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| Venkaiah Naidu | "We are very sure of the fact that| |
| | the chicken did not cross the road.| |
| | It's a conspiracy by the congress. | |
| | The poor chicken has been made a | |
| | scapegoat in this whole issue" | |
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| H.S.Surjeet | We are adopting a wait and watch | |
| | policy. We have convened a meeting | |
| | of the third front today. We will | |
| | decide the future course of action | |
| | after the chicken comes back.. | |
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| Maneka Gandhi | Chicken crossed the road alone...!!| |
| | If a vehicle had passed over it, we| |
| | would have lost one of our dearest | |
| | creatures. Ban all vehicles from | |
| | using the road. Protect our | |
| | chickens... | |
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